{"id":90,"date":"2007-04-11T22:28:44","date_gmt":"2007-04-11T20:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/?p=90"},"modified":"2007-04-11T22:40:20","modified_gmt":"2007-04-11T20:40:20","slug":"ebay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Ebay"},"content":{"rendered":"

Logo Ebay<\/a>
\nPer il mio laureanniversario (e sono 7!!!) non poteva mancare il post assurdo!<\/p>\n

Weird Al Yankovic scrive questa canzone e il mondo reagisce cos\u00ec!!!
\n
\nChi fa un proprio video<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Degli impiegati di EBAY cantano e ballano la canzone al loro “Talent show” annuale<\/a> (e qui quando l’ho visto, non ci potevo credere…e poi dicono degli spettacoli parrocchiali!)<\/p>\n

A used…pink bathrobe
\nA rare…mint snowglobe
\nA Smurf…TV tray
\nI bought on eBay<\/p>\n

My house…is filled with this crap
\nShows up in bubble wrap
\nMost every day
\nWhat I bought on eBay<\/p>\n

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
\nTell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
\nTell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
\nThey had it on eBay<\/p>\n

I’ll buy…your knick-knack
\nJust check…My feedback
\n“A++!” they all say
\nThey love me on eBay<\/p>\n

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
\nGonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
\n(From some guy) I never met in Norway
\nFound him on eBay<\/p>\n

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
\nWith two seconds left to go, whoa
\nGot Paypal or Visa, whatever’ll please ya
\nAs long as I’ve got the dough
\nI’ll buy…your tchotchkes
\nSell me…your watch, please
\nI’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy…)
\nI’m highest bidder now<\/p>\n

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
\n(From that world-wide garage sale)
\n(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
\nOh yeah…(I bought it on eBay)
\nWanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
\nWanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
\n(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
\n(Found it on eBay)
\nWanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
\n(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
\n(Don’t know why…The kind of stuff you’d throw away)
\n(I’ll buy on eBay)
\nWhat I bought on eBay<\/p>\n

Cheers,
\nMarco<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Per il mio laureanniversario (e sono 7!!!) non poteva mancare il post assurdo! Weird Al Yankovic scrive questa canzone e il mondo reagisce cos\u00ec!!! Chi fa un proprio video. Degli impiegati di EBAY cantano e ballano la canzone al loro … Continua a leggere→<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sj1YO-ebay","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.informetica.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}